31 Cent Scoop Night!
There are so many things that divide us: liberal vs. conservative, religion vs. secular, hipster vs. hipster-hating hipster. Why not find some common ground we call all stand on, like ice cream! Tonight, from 5 to 10 p.m., is 31 Cent Scoop Night at Baskin-Robbins. That means you can get three hearty scoops of delicious Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream for less than a buck! Already, it's as if the nation's deepest wounds are being filled with heaven-sent frozen treats. Plus, the proceeds go to help firefighters, the good people in your town who, you know, fight fires and rescue cats out of trees and stuff. Hell, you might have even slept with one around the time of Sept. 11. So, no matter who you are or what you believe, enjoy 31 Cent Scoop Night!