50 Shades Of Grey to be 16 percent sex scenes, 84 percent bullshit

Raising the question of what, exactly, we all expected from an R-rated movie scheduled to play in suburban multiplexes, Yahoo! Movies UK reports that 20 minutes of 50 Shades Of Grey will consist of sex scenes. That sounds like a lot, until you realize that the movie will be 125 minutes long. (That’s the same length as A Most Violent Year, one minute longer than American Sniper, and six minutes longer than Birdman, all of which star real actors.) So what will the other 84 percent of 50 Shades Of Grey look like? Based on the trailers for the film and the new clip that premiered on Today this morning, we’ve devised the following chart:

[story via Indiewire]

 
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