How fucking awesome would it be if Errol Morris controlled the entire Oscar telecast? I don't whether to be happy or sad about the very real possibility that the telecast will peak in its first five minutes. And how fucking awesome is it that Sam Fuller got shouted out twice in the telecast's first five minutes? Sure, Fuller stood in stark contrast to everything the Oscars represent but it's still pretty fucking dope. It's all downhill from here.
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