1. Garden State, Garden State, Garden State. But, sadly, no mention of The Last Kiss
2. Scrubs is actually a lot more palatable as an Italian drama.
3. Zach Braff: Emo Drop Dead Fred.
4. Zach Braff and Adam Levine of Maroon 5 were finally caught on tape in the same place at the same time, which proves once and for all that they aren't a whiny, ineffectual, bland, "voice of their generation" version of Superman and Clark Kent.
5. Adam Levine is, however, still pretty much Zach Braff with a record deal.
6. Zach Braff:
Saturday Night Fever with a side of ham.
7. Zach Braff has three comedic settings: unconvincing self-deprecation (the prom committee sketch, the Melissa sketch, and the Italian TV sketch), hammy (pretty much every sketch), and super hammy to the extreme (monologue, any available moment).
8. The Reminiscing Sketch: A perfect confluence of hatreds
This sketch might prove once and for all that The Secret actually works. Over the past year, I have repeatedly hurled my distaste for Zach Braff, Rachael Ray, and the scene in Tourgasm where Dane Cook poops in a bucket for comedic effect into the universe. And what has the universe given back to me? An SNL sketch that contains elements of all three, and allows me to sarcastically reference The Secret one more time. Thank you, Universe. I welcome your gifts.
Also, I thought this idea was pretty funny the first time, but does everything on SNL have to become a recurring sketch?