A nation mourns as Kanye West reveals next album will no longer be titled Good Ass Job

Since Kanye West has joined Twitter, the social network’s fastest-rising star has established himself as a fount of wisdom on a variety of topics, including home décor, proper seafood preparation, personal banking, luggage recommendations, and even classical music, but he’s also found a little room to talk about himself—including dropping a few details about his next album. In addition to debuting his new favorite lyric, West also revealed that the album will, sadly, no longer be titled Good Ass Job, despite the fact that this would provide all of us with endless hours of amusement, and give lazy critics an easy out when it comes to writing snidely dismissive headlines. (“More Like ‘Half-Assed Job,’ we weep for thee.) Instead, West says he’s currently “bouncing a couple of titles around right now.” Might we suggest, What’s Your Credenza Game?