A woman returned sunglasses because she thought they made her look like Butterball from Hellraiser

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Cenobites. Demons to some, angels to others. Sunglasses models to…uh, a select few, it seems, as writer and podcaster Mallory O’Meara discovered possibly one of the greatest product reviews of all time: