Actual Questions Asked By Entertainment Correspondents At Last Night's Golden Globes:
1. Ryan Seacrest to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie:
When you look at the life that you guys are building, and the also the work that you're achieving simultaneously, how do you work the priorities and the balance with the craziness that obviously is a part of being the two of you?
Pitt's Actual Response: "Well it's certainly a lot of that and a little of this, and, um, most of it at home with the family."
Pitt's Inner Response: "What?"
2. Guiliana DePandi to Hayden Panettiere:
Now everyone must, like, see you this season and be like, "Oh my God it's the cheerleader from Heroes! Heroes! Heroes!" Is it soo exciting? Has it been completely overwhelming?
Panettiere's Actual Response: "It is overwhelming. It's incredible. You never expect that kind of success for yourself…"
Panettiere's Inner Response: "Um, duh. Is success exciting? Seriously?"
3. Maria Menounos to America Ferrera:
Now what do you say to all those people out there who did not want you to play ugly Betty?
Ferrera's Actual Response: "Um. I don't know. I don't know who they are."
Ferrera's Inner Response: "Um. I don't know. I don't know who they are."
4. Ryan Seacrest to Pitt and Jolie:
Does the constant spotlight become frustrating?
[uncomfortable silence]
[said in a triumphantly declarative tone]
You can't do anything anywhere.
Jolie's Actual Response: "You don't focus on that. You focus on your life and your family. You live your life."
Jolie's Inner Response: "Jesus. Really, Seacrest? That's how you're going to come off to me? Just leave me alone."