Pokémon Go is already plenty erotic as is—particularly for those of us who are turned on by the relentless milking of a story across days of loosely related trend articles, squeezing every last drop from its nipples until they’re left aching and raw, ohhhhh god. Add in the illicit love affairs, the Pokémon-as-pickup strategy, and the inherent sexiness of gamers being forced into physical activity, and you have a nonstop anime-themed orgy the likes of which are rarely seen in, say, 45 percent of anime. We don’t really need Pokémon Go erotica, in other words. Which—as always—is where Dr. Chuck Tingle comes in.
The internet’s most furious one-handed scribbler of gay erotic short stories has returned with his latest “Tingler,” Pokebutt Go: Pounded By ’Em All, with Tingle once more capturing the zeitgeist like one of those little cartoon monster things that you’re supposed to … eat? Buy dumb little clothes for? You know, whatever it is you’re doing.
In Tingle’s world, of course, you’re meant to put them in your butt, erotically—long a recurring theme in his oeuvre, where everything and everyone from dinosaur lawyers to homosexual jet planes to Bernie Sanders-as-a-unicorn to the socioeconomic ramifications of Britain’s exit from the EU to Tingle’s own nomination for a Hugo Award exists solely to pound butts, as lustily and expediently as possible, for the economical price of $3 per download. Pokebutt Go is no exception.