It's fall, a season marked by changing leaves, chilly weather, and many, many superfluous ads reminding you to watch TV. Here's a quick rundown of some ads for both new and returning TV shows, complete with alternate eye-catching taglines.
NBC's unfortunate Knight Rider re-do:
Actual Tagline: "Holy Kitt!"
Alternate Tagline: "We call bull-kitt."
Alternate Tagline 2: "The Kitt's about to hit the fans. See what we did there?"
ABC's neverending Grey's Anatomy:
Actual Tagline: "Live for the moment."
Alternate Tagline: "McAwwwwwww!"
Alternate Tagline 2: "Paging Dr. Romance. Dr. Romance you are wanted for metaphorical open-heart surgery, STAT."
USA Network's The Starter Wife
Actual Tagline: "Wife begins again."
Alternate Tagline: "Get a wife."
Alternate Tagline 2: "When I hold my neck like this it means I'm happy."
VH1's new, unnecessary season of Charm School
Actual Tagline: "Bad girls beware. She's ready to kick some bum!"
Alternate Tagline: "If you like Sharon Osbourne for some reason, this is the show for you!"
Alternate Tagline 2: "These people are awful. But what if a meteor hits this show and you miss it? Watch them all possibly be destroyed!"
NBC's My Own Worst Enemy
Actual Tagline: "How do you keep a secret from yourself?"
Alternate Tagline: "Guess which spy has amnesia now? (Hint: it's Christian Slater)"
Alternate Tagline 2: "It's Christian Slatertastic!"