America finally embraces democracy, names Taylor Swift queen of the AMAs
Reminding us all that there’s nothing the American people love more than democracy, apple pie, and music videos where a perky blonde lady transforms into a robot anime princess, Taylor Swift has once again been judged the queen of American music by the American Music Awards. The populist answer to those pesky critical elitists who give out the Grammys every year, the AMAs are decided by popular vote, suggesting that people really have been listening to Swift’s calls for the embrace of suffrage, even if she did then have to use her Artist Of The Year platform to remind them that there may be better uses for the democratic process than flipping a middle finger to Post Malone.