It looks like the Kardashians will be represented in yet another media outlet, causing the whirring motor in their souls powered by media coverage to spin a little faster. We knew that American Crime Story’s first season would be telling the story of the O.J. Simpson trial, and now, we know the series won’t ignore the true stars of that media circus: Khloe, Kim, and Kourtney Kardashian. Just Jared has on-set photos of the actors portraying the celebrities, and as you might imagine, they look a little different than they do now:
“Who wore it best?” you might ask, if you were a creep. Much better, for now, to focus on the hilariously puzzled look on David Schwimmer’s face in the background. He’s playing their father, lawyer Robert Kardashian, but mostly he seems confused as to what they are doing there. Clearly, Schwimmer has been out of the pop culture loop for awhile. He doesn’t yet realize that the Kardashian girls, even at that young age, were already well aware that—like everything else they see—a massive criminal trial with profound socio-political implications is really all about them.