American Gods gets back to Cairo, but it's nothing to crow about
“How the fuck is that an upgrade?”
“Muninn” has so many elements of a great episode of American Gods: hearty doses of Americana, clever embroideries on the source material, a nastily effective visual or two, and—finally!—SIDECAR ADVENTURES! But it’s too muddled, too crammed with exposition, too emotionally empty, too heavy-handed, to be satisfying. The writers keep breaking up reliable sources of enlivening chemistry (Shadow and Wednesday, Mad Sweeney and Laura, Shadow and Laura, anyone and Laura), and characters are introduced and dispatched with heedless speed. It’s exhausting, not exalting.
Congratulations to Kahyun Kim for crafting a presence as viscerally annoying to watch as Bruce Langley’s Technical Boy—sincerely, it’s an achievement—and condolences to American Gods viewers for having to watch them both. Stepping into Gillian Anderson’s shoes must be daunting, but she nails her (undeservedly shallow) introduction. “Download complete,” announces a disembodied voice at Argus’ headquarters, and from the static arises a new new god.
Dressed in kawaii cats and manga-schoolgirl jumper-and-socks, New Media speaks in hashtags that utterly fail to conceal how self-interested she is, despite the likes and kissy-faces spilling out of the ether around her. “I’ll sing back-up,” she assures Technical Boy with glib speed, seconds before undercutting his confidence and minutes before stepping into the spotlight and hooking up (ew) with Argus.
The vision of Argus (Christian Lloyd) is impressively conceived and crafted. It’s a shame to squander it on this grimy quick-hit scene. Part man, part tendrils of potential connectivity and surveillance, Argus gleams palely in his dim chamber, seeing everything and nothing as Technical Boy spits insults at him. Then New Media steps in, standing astride the loops and piles of cables emerging from Argus’ current incarnation, and Argus’ many eyes open; one of his members slithers up her skirt as she moans about synergy.
It’s predictable. It’s dull. It’s diminishing to both characters. It’s hentai porn tailored to Jack Donaghy. (Or maybe Bert Cooper, whose career predated New Media’s pet buzzwords and who never heard of broadband, but who proudly displayed The Fisherman’s Wife in his office.) The show that gave us the dreamy, erotic, electric “Head Full Of Snow” should treat its characters and their coitus with more care than this.
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