America's Next Top Model: "The Girl Who Is Afraid Of Heights"

The description of this episode on my digital cable read, "Models learn to pose with movement; gargoyles." That pretty much sums it up. (Although I'm sure Time Warner meant to write "gar-GIRLS," right, Tyra?)
This episode still officially falls in the weeding out phase of the ANTM season, which means there is virtually no element of surprise when it comes to figuring out who is going to be in the bottom two: it's going to be the two girls from the unwieldy pack that we suddenly see a lot of. In tonight's episode those two were Ambreal and Janet. Before tonight, all I knew about Ambreal was that her name was ridiculous and they cut her hair short hair shorter during the makeover episode. And all I knew about Janet was that she was a kitty-cat waxer whom the judges liked to compare to Liza Minelli at every possible opportunity.
But in tonight's episode, these girls miraculously became two hastily fleshed out characters. I learned that Janet has a Southern accent of some kind! And that she's shorter than everyone else! And allegedly curvy! Also, she hates messiness! I also noticed that she seems to talk out of only one side of her mouth, which gives her face a kind of twisted feel—unique! As for Ambreal, I learned that she's a dancer, which means she has full control over all her limbs! (Unlike, apparently, Stripper Lisa who has all the grace of a newborn giraffe crossed with Regis Philbin—or at least his hair.) And she's afraid of heights! Also, Ambreal is into musical theater, which is a fact that ANTM would only reveal as part of a desperate pre-bottom-two characterization push. (When Ambreal revealed her love of musical theater in the beginning of the episode, I wrote "passion = going home" in my notes.)
Ultimately, though, it was Janet who was cut, which makes sense because all the panel could think to say about her during the past two episodes was, "Liza!"