An attempt to eat a slice of every cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory ends in disaster

Dietrich and Dan of Cut are two guys who occasionally subject themselves to the game of “Would You Rather” for our sick, voyeuristic amusement. In the past, they’ve had to choose between getting freckles tattooed on their face or shaving off all their body hair and watching porn with their parents or describing their first time to them. Their latest episode offers their most harrowing choice yet: Do they swallow the notoriously hot ghost chili pepper or eat a slice of every kind of cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory (there’s 36 varieties, FYI).

After speaking to a registered dietician about the options—no matter their choice, their poops will be “an explosion”—they settle on the cheesecake (the promise of internal blistering should they consume a ghost pepper is simply too much to handle). Spoiler alert: They chose wrong.