• aux DJ Khaled is throwing a music festival on a cruise ship because he loves you By Clayton Purdom March 7, 2017 | 9:18pm
• aux Jesus is on Tinder now By Clayton Purdom March 7, 2017 | 7:00pm
• aux The Big Bang Theory but with Ricky Gervais as the whole laugh track By Clayton Purdom March 7, 2017 | 5:45pm
• aux Cool dad Barack Obama got a leather jacket on vacation By Clayton Purdom March 7, 2017 | 4:54pm
• aux Improve any novel by changing its second line to “And then the murders began” By Clayton Purdom March 6, 2017 | 7:15pm
• aux Waste some time playing 22 different philosophical versions of Snake By Clayton Purdom March 6, 2017 | 6:05pm
• aux Japanese cartoon mascot goes death metal on the drums By Clayton Purdom March 6, 2017 | 4:34pm
• aux Understand your trolls better with this glossary of far-right terms By Clayton Purdom March 6, 2017 | 4:15pm
• aux A user’s guide to flat-earth conspiracy Instagram accounts By Clayton Purdom March 3, 2017 | 8:35pm
• aux Watch these naked melting freaks play some hot rock and roll music By Clayton Purdom March 3, 2017 | 5:00pm
• aux Liberals rally together to envision a shared future By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 8:39pm
• aux Just a video of 18 turkeys engaging in a strange pagan ritual around a dead cat By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 8:01pm
• aux Like all of us, Denny’s social media team cannot bear the agony of life By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 6:43pm
• aux Goddamn it, Alex Jones has taken his shirt off again By Clayton Purdom March 2, 2017 | 5:54pm
• aux Justin Bieber spent his birthday brewing up sick beats beneath a painting of himself By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 7:35pm
• aux A war has been waged over whether or not Garfield is male By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 6:09pm
• aux Phil Collins’ “In The Air Tonight” drum fill turned into a 70-minute experimental opus By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 5:24pm
• aux Donald Trump was a good boy last night By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 4:49pm
• aux This horrifyingly nimble, leaping robot is here to replace you By Clayton Purdom March 1, 2017 | 4:10pm
• music Here’s what’s coming to record stores and streaming services in March By Laura Adamczyk, Leonardo Adrian Garcia, Clayton Purdom, Kelsey J. Waite, David Anthony, Sean O'Neal, Alex McLevy, Marah Eakin, Laura M. Browning March 1, 2017 | 6:00am
• aux Now seems like a fine time to listen to Kurt Vonnegut’s sermon on nuclear annihilation By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 10:51pm