Articles by Clayton Purdom
- aux The internet buckled today, transforming smart homes into hellish death machines By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 10:37pm
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- aux Kellyanne Conway needs to keep her feet off the damn sofa By Clayton Purdom February 28, 2017 | 3:09pm
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- aux It’s Monday: Please enjoy this selection of terrible Garfield merchandise from eBay By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 6:03pm
- aux “Moonlight wins” is the latest in a never-ending string of upsets By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:38pm
- aux We went to a Four Loko party thrown by the Fat Jew and felt terrible By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 6:00am
- aux Taraji P. Henson is the GIF queen of the Oscars By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 5:41am
- aux This is the face you make when Denzel Washington shows up next to you By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:45am
- aux Here’s Viola Davis’ incredible acceptance speech By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 3:01am
- aux May we all endure the Oscars with the dignity of Jackie Chan By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:47am
- aux UPDATED: Jimmy Kimmel has already been busted for stealing an Oscars joke By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:24am
- aux Justin Timberlake is here to ruin your red carpet moment, Emma Stone By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 2:17am
- aux Please use this GIF of Justin Timberlake’s stink-eye responsibly By Clayton Purdom February 27, 2017 | 1:48am
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- aux Let’s watch Marco Rubio get called out for being a chickenshit By Clayton Purdom February 24, 2017 | 4:39pm
- aux Justin Bieber didn’t piss himself—he just wet his “dick area” By Clayton Purdom February 24, 2017 | 3:51pm
- aux Understanding the dreamy genius of The Legend Of Zelda: Link’s Awakening By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 10:30pm
- aux Donald Trump, leader of the free world, will also be watching the Oscars this weekend By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 5:26pm
- aux Please enjoy some videos of Republicans getting their shit wrecked by constituents By Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 4:24pm
- games Let’s badger the one person on staff who has a Nintendo Switch with our questions By Matt Gerardi, Nick Wanserski, Clayton Purdom February 23, 2017 | 2:00pm
