• aux A unified theory of M. Night Shyamalan twists explains why some work and others don’t By Clayton Purdom January 30, 2017 | 6:25pm
• aux These short videos are the closest thing we have to Rick And Morty’s third season By Clayton Purdom January 30, 2017 | 5:05pm
• music “Thirteen” going on “30 Something”: Growing up according to pop music By Leonardo Adrian Garcia, Gwen Ihnat, Esther Zuckerman, David Anthony, Sean O'Neal, Erik Adams, Alex McLevy, Danette Chavez, Noel Murray, William Hughes, Clayton Purdom January 30, 2017 | 6:00am
• music Culture is the album Migos has been building toward for years By Clayton Purdom January 27, 2017 | 11:20pm
• aux Shout-out to this dog for having a long-ass tail By Clayton Purdom January 27, 2017 | 10:30pm
• aux UPDATED: Trump might be editing photos in the White House to make his tiny hands look bigger By Clayton Purdom January 27, 2017 | 6:45pm
• aux Here are some streamlined ways to express your boiling inner rage to Washington By Clayton Purdom January 27, 2017 | 5:46pm
• aux Nintendo releases ad encouraging you to play its new system on the shitter By Clayton Purdom January 27, 2017 | 4:53pm
• aux All of these small animals seem nice By Clayton Purdom January 26, 2017 | 7:55pm
• aux The Master’s harrowing auditing scene explains how Scientology works By Clayton Purdom January 26, 2017 | 5:23pm
• aux Apple-cheeked revolutionary Connor is actually Drew Carey’s son By Clayton Purdom January 26, 2017 | 4:01pm
• aux There is a Wikipedia page for “alternative facts” already By Clayton Purdom January 25, 2017 | 7:32pm
• aux That cool 3-D “S” you’ve been drawing forever is now a full, cool font By Clayton Purdom January 25, 2017 | 5:48pm
• aux This Chrome extension renders the internet a safe space for the “alt-right” By Clayton Purdom January 25, 2017 | 4:58pm
• aux Kellyanne Conway’s stand-up comedy routine has been unearthed, and it is atrocious By Clayton Purdom January 24, 2017 | 10:52pm
• aux You can reprogram a Furby to do anything via its soulless little robot eyes By Clayton Purdom January 24, 2017 | 9:31pm
• aux Trump cannot even correctly tweet an image of his own inauguration By Clayton Purdom January 24, 2017 | 7:25pm
• aux Get Involved, Internet: Help this raw onion get more Twitter followers than Donald Trump By Clayton Purdom January 24, 2017 | 6:18pm
• aux The live-action Neko Atsume trailer is here and it is full of wonderful, stupid cats By Clayton Purdom January 23, 2017 | 6:47pm
• aux Take a load off by watching remixes of Richard Spencer getting punched in the face By Clayton Purdom January 23, 2017 | 5:20pm
• aux Enemy of the future Sean Spicer hates Daft Punk in addition to Dippin’ Dots By Clayton Purdom January 23, 2017 | 3:43pm