• aux Steve Bannon’s rap musical has been found, and it is some unhinged nonsense By Clayton Purdom May 1, 2017 | 4:53pm
• aux This story heavily suggests that our president had a lawyer’s family threatened in 2009 By Clayton Purdom May 1, 2017 | 4:04pm
• music Here are the new albums to expect this May By Laura Adamczyk, Gwen Ihnat, A.A. Dowd, Josh Modell, Katie Rife, Esther Zuckerman, Clayton Purdom, Kelsey J. Waite, Sean O'Neal, Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, Alex McLevy, Danette Chavez, Matt Gerardi, Marah Eakin, Laura M. Browning May 1, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux Responsible athlete gets some stretches in before robbing a Dunkin Donuts By Clayton Purdom April 28, 2017 | 3:25pm
• aux The internet was a mistake: Here’s Kendrick Lamar rapping over the Backstreet Boys By Clayton Purdom April 28, 2017 | 2:57pm
• aux Take a stroll down memory lane with some of Fox News’ most racist moments By Clayton Purdom April 28, 2017 | 2:12pm
• music Gorillaz turn our national dystopia into more manic cartoon pop on Humanz By Clayton Purdom April 28, 2017 | 5:00am
• music Thurston Moore, Colin Stetson, Juliana Hatfield, and more in this week’s music reviews By Clayton Purdom, Alex McLevy, kenneth-partridge, Sean O'Neal April 28, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux Tony Hale and Julia Louis-Dreyfus switch roles on eerie Veep outtake By Clayton Purdom April 27, 2017 | 7:01pm
• aux Even the man who designed Clippy is frightened by pregnant Clippy By Clayton Purdom April 27, 2017 | 4:36pm
• aux Inspirational shark attempts to eat a whole damn whale By Clayton Purdom April 27, 2017 | 3:56pm
• music What are you listening to this week? By Josh Modell, Caitlin PenzeyMoog, Sean O'Neal, Clayton Purdom, Matt Gerardi April 27, 2017 | 5:00am
• aux J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis thought Snow White sucked By Clayton Purdom April 26, 2017 | 6:34pm
• aux Obama’s photographer celebrates Trump’s first 100 days by roasting the shit out of him By Clayton Purdom April 26, 2017 | 5:10pm
• aux Imagine Muppets having sex with this video of Kermit singing “Ignition (Remix)” By Clayton Purdom April 26, 2017 | 3:32pm
• aux You will never be able to un-see Wendy’s mascot as a smug anime girl By Clayton Purdom April 25, 2017 | 6:34pm
• aux William Shatner’s old interview show was extremely surreal, apparently By Clayton Purdom April 25, 2017 | 5:35pm
• aux Rick And Morty creator has been trolling film studios forever By Clayton Purdom April 25, 2017 | 4:34pm
• aux That viral face-changing app is the future of creeping your friends out By Clayton Purdom April 25, 2017 | 3:39pm
• aux Jerk ruins nature documentaries by pointing out how fake they all are By Clayton Purdom April 24, 2017 | 7:10pm
• aux Please god let this song be the theme to Bill O’Reilly’s new podcast By Clayton Purdom April 24, 2017 | 6:11pm