Articles by Dan Neilan
- aux The actual Millennium Falcon is on Google Earth By Dan Neilan November 9, 2017 | 4:50pm
- aux Today's proof that we've entered a post-human dystopia is the rise of rent-a-family-member companies By Dan Neilan November 8, 2017 | 7:15pm
- aux Watch a guy refuse to go for the car on The Price Is Right, shattering audience's dreams By Dan Neilan November 8, 2017 | 4:52pm
- aux Eric Andre's nearest comedic equivalent may be Bugs Bunny By Dan Neilan November 6, 2017 | 4:44pm
- aux The frowning pile of shit is tearing the emoji world apart By Dan Neilan November 3, 2017 | 6:06pm
- aux Here’s 2002’s Spider-Man playing on an era-appropriate cellphone By Dan Neilan November 3, 2017 | 4:11pm
- aux Like all of us, Kumail Nanjiani is terrified of social media By Dan Neilan November 2, 2017 | 6:30pm
- aux Apparently Alex Trebek once ate a mountain of weed brownies By Dan Neilan November 2, 2017 | 4:30pm
- aux Don’t hold your breath for a happy ending in Bojack Horseman By Dan Neilan November 1, 2017 | 6:51pm
- aux Aziz Ansari accepts a comedy award by shitting all over the show By Dan Neilan November 1, 2017 | 4:10pm
- aux The declassified JFK files have at least one great detail for conspiracy theorists By Dan Neilan October 27, 2017 | 7:12pm
- aux Dumb man tweets at wrong person By Dan Neilan October 27, 2017 | 4:05pm
- aux Here is a blessedly thorough rebuttal to those “Everything Wrong With” videos By Dan Neilan October 26, 2017 | 7:41pm
- aux Ivanka Trump shared a 21-minute playlist perfectly designed for efficient lovemaking By Dan Neilan October 26, 2017 | 4:00pm
- aux May all our fallout bunkers be turned into Star Wars droids By Dan Neilan October 25, 2017 | 3:56pm
- aux Take a tour of some relaxing, authentic video game bathrooms By Dan Neilan October 20, 2017 | 8:58pm
- aux John Malkovich might have a blood feud against an animated dinosaur movie By Dan Neilan October 20, 2017 | 6:13pm
- aux The Weather Channel is now only covering Puerto Rico: “America, this is still happening” By Dan Neilan October 20, 2017 | 5:58pm
- aux That giant robot battle was fake because there is nothing good left in this world By Dan Neilan October 19, 2017 | 6:47pm
- aux Somebody in Congress thinks Porgs are “dope” By Dan Neilan October 19, 2017 | 4:13pm
- aux Feel yourself instantly radicalized with this Kardashian income calculator By Dan Neilan October 18, 2017 | 5:37pm