Articles by Gabe Worgaftik
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- aux Please, do not get engaged at Panera Bread By Gabe Worgaftik February 13, 2018 | 10:47pm
- aux Live the cursed life of a retail mall manager in this video game powerlessness fantasy By Gabe Worgaftik February 9, 2018 | 1:59pm
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- aux Katy Perry's Left Shark has been revealed at last By Gabe Worgaftik January 31, 2018 | 9:06pm
- aux The depressed, horny skeletons of Da Share Z0ne are coming into the real world By Gabe Worgaftik January 25, 2018 | 5:27pm
- aux S.E. Hinton explains The Outsiders’ tragic ending: “I am a stone cold bitch” By Gabe Worgaftik January 24, 2018 | 6:00pm
- aux Now you can potentially have sex where HQ Scott has also potentially had sex By Gabe Worgaftik January 23, 2018 | 5:16pm
- aux YouTube now removing videos of people eating Tide Pods, because people are still eating fucking Tide Pods By Gabe Worgaftik January 18, 2018 | 8:26pm
- aux We regret to inform you that Spike TV is being funny on Twitter By Gabe Worgaftik January 17, 2018 | 6:40pm
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- aux Former Ticketmaster CEO: Humans should toil ceaselessly and without rest, as they would in hell By Gabe Worgaftik December 20, 2017 | 4:27pm
- aux Doomsday preppers say coffee is the key to surviving the end of the world By Gabe Worgaftik December 19, 2017 | 4:36pm
- aux Anti-homeless robot covered in barbecue sauce, given well-deserved ass-kicking By Gabe Worgaftik December 15, 2017 | 9:04pm
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- aux Someone hacked Anderson Cooper's Twitter to send a single, lame insult to the president By Gabe Worgaftik December 13, 2017 | 10:04pm
- aux Fun new app reminds you constantly of your impending mortality By Gabe Worgaftik December 13, 2017 | 6:39pm
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