• aux New York Times attempts to cover up its own reporting on Martian watermelons By Reid McCarter June 10, 2021 | 7:08pm
• film Rope dart maestro engages in mortal kombat with watermelon and soda cans By Reid McCarter June 10, 2021 | 5:00pm
• film Cool parents risk the Wrath Of The Mouse by creating homemade Disneyland ride for daughter's birthday By Reid McCarter June 9, 2021 | 8:20pm
• music Just a Lego robot strumming a ukulele By Reid McCarter June 9, 2021 | 3:29pm
• aux Yet another grown woman has been arrested for pretending to be a teenage student By Reid McCarter June 8, 2021 | 8:30pm
• aux Denmark urges road safety by reminding people that even the Vikings wore helmets By Reid McCarter June 8, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux Jeff Bezos is tired of Earth and the tangle of our lives, will fly to space next month By Reid McCarter June 8, 2021 | 3:26pm
• aux Mayoral candidate who narrowly avoided dildo-drone attack: "I will not be intimidated" By Reid McCarter June 7, 2021 | 8:30pm
• aux A woman who goes by "Scarecrow Mother" has filled a deserted Japanese village with life-sized dolls By Reid McCarter June 7, 2021 | 3:30pm
• film Mark Strong shares helpful reminder not to get super drunk with Daniel Craig the night before a James Bond audition By Reid McCarter June 4, 2021 | 3:54pm
• film Take a moment to appreciate all the work that went into Fast Five's bank vault car chase By Reid McCarter June 3, 2021 | 8:30pm
• aux Cosmic order manifests as homophobes harass people flying Pride flags right before their boat explodes By Reid McCarter June 3, 2021 | 7:05pm
• music Whoop, whoops sound in the distance as ICP announce that the Gathering Of The Juggalos is back By Reid McCarter June 3, 2021 | 4:20pm
• tv TikTok influencer Gordon Ramsay is annoying drive-thru workers across Britain By Reid McCarter June 2, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux West Virginia offers free gun raffle for vaccinations, making the whole life-saving thing a bit of a wash By Reid McCarter June 2, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux You've got to "dry up the squish" and other notes from the world of cicada-eating By Reid McCarter June 2, 2021 | 2:45pm
• music Man decides to cover Linkin Park, Madonna, Green Day as Eric Cartman By Reid McCarter June 1, 2021 | 8:00pm
• aux Indiana lake containing legendary giant turtle now for sale By Reid McCarter June 1, 2021 | 6:00pm
• film Johnny Knoxville provides update on how badly he messed himself up filming Jackass 4 By Reid McCarter June 1, 2021 | 5:00pm
• film Houston home inspired by Darth Vader's head now up for sale By Reid McCarter May 28, 2021 | 8:15pm
• music Screech "hello" to Tico, the rock and roll parrot By Reid McCarter May 28, 2021 | 6:00pm