• aux Introducing the "AmaZen" booth, a box designed for convenient, on-site worker breakdowns By Reid McCarter May 28, 2021 | 4:00pm
• aux Fun video explains all the exciting ways humans can die on Mars By Reid McCarter May 28, 2021 | 3:00pm
• film Comedian imagines some of The Fellowship's road conversations not shown in The Lord Of The Rings By Reid McCarter May 27, 2021 | 8:00pm
• film Daring archaeologist opens mysterious safe, unearths old promo condom for Vin Diesel's XXX By Reid McCarter May 27, 2021 | 6:30pm
• tv A look at how The Simpsons' animation style mutated into its current form By Reid McCarter May 26, 2021 | 7:15pm
• aux A drug dealer's love of Stilton cheese was used to get him arrested By Reid McCarter May 26, 2021 | 5:00pm
• aux Georgian emergency workers ask people to stop calling 911 about ear-splitting cicada sex parties By Reid McCarter May 26, 2021 | 2:46pm
• games Cool dad ruins eSport son's bid at Counter-Strike tournament glory by wandering shirtless onto stream By Reid McCarter May 25, 2021 | 7:00pm
• aux The most exciting channel in Twitch's new "hot tub" section is a bunch of literal otters in a pool By Reid McCarter May 25, 2021 | 4:30pm
• music Late night co-host Dave Grohl shares relatable story about finding his mom drinking with Green Day By Reid McCarter May 25, 2021 | 2:38pm
• aux Those killjoys over at the CDC won't even let you "kiss or snuggle" your own damn chickens anymore By Reid McCarter May 21, 2021 | 7:15pm
• aux Become a horrible human/machine hybrid with wearable "third eye" that lets you text while walking By Reid McCarter May 21, 2021 | 5:40pm
• tv Just Arnold Schwarzenegger doing his best Stewie Griffin impression By Reid McCarter May 21, 2021 | 4:45pm
• film Angelina Jolie cosplays Candyman for World Bee Day By Reid McCarter May 20, 2021 | 8:30pm
• music Watch a ukulele orchestra cheerily strum the backbone out of a whole bunch of pop songs By Reid McCarter May 20, 2021 | 6:00pm
• aux "10 Guy," famous for being super stoned in online photo, reflects on a decade of meme stardom By Reid McCarter May 20, 2021 | 3:40pm
• tv Obama decides that, sure, he might as well confirm existence of UFOs on James Corden's show By Reid McCarter May 19, 2021 | 8:30pm
• music Survivor's Dave Bickler sings ode to Houston's recaptured big cat with "Eye Of The Tiger" rework By Reid McCarter May 19, 2021 | 4:51pm
• aux Mad scientist creates nine-part obstacle course to test the mettle of his backyard's squirrels By Reid McCarter May 19, 2021 | 4:35pm
• games Get to know King Pokémon, the obsessive collector with more than $10 million in cartoon animal cards By Reid McCarter May 19, 2021 | 1:00pm
• tv Good news: Discovery says its new show is like "Game Of Thrones with otters" By Reid McCarter May 18, 2021 | 2:56pm