• aux Chris Pratt spoils Jurassic World: Dominion, reveals at least 2 people will get eaten by dinosaurs By Reid McCarter April 30, 2020 | 3:11pm
• aux Some other Tupac Shakur accepts apology from governor who accused him of falsifying unemployment claim By Reid McCarter April 29, 2020 | 3:58pm
• aux Queer Eye's Bobby Berk will now help improve your Animal Crossing houses, too By Reid McCarter April 29, 2020 | 3:22pm
• aux Step aside, Tide Pods: Clout chasers are now nearly killing themselves with nutmeg By Reid McCarter April 28, 2020 | 4:26pm
• aux Good Morning America reporter provides latest proof that nobody's wearing pants anymore By Reid McCarter April 28, 2020 | 3:25pm
• aux Pay attention, slobs! A 1949 issue of Life magazine is here to see if your tastes are highbrow or lowbrow By Reid McCarter April 27, 2020 | 3:25pm
• aux Read this: Matt Damon now belongs to the Irish By Reid McCarter April 24, 2020 | 4:29pm
• aux Museums are sharing their creepiest objects in apparent attempt to digitize ancient curses By Reid McCarter April 24, 2020 | 3:31pm
• aux Stunt experts find new way to kick each other's asses in quarantine By Reid McCarter April 23, 2020 | 3:58pm
• aux Finally, an answer to the age old question: How many elastic bands does it take to explode a watermelon? By Reid McCarter April 23, 2020 | 2:49pm
• aux Damien Chazelle gets back into the jazz business in this trailer for Netflix's The Eddy By Reid McCarter April 15, 2020 | 4:46pm
• aux Great news! You can now buy a dick pillow called the "PeePeePlush" By Reid McCarter April 15, 2020 | 3:41pm
• aux Yet another unexpected new side effect of coronavirus: Rat turf wars By Reid McCarter April 15, 2020 | 2:42pm
• aux Conner O'Malley goes full Joker in the latest episode of his unhinged bike talk show By Reid McCarter April 14, 2020 | 4:23pm
• aux An earlier pandemic gave us Candy Land, if that makes you feel any better about 2020 By Reid McCarter April 14, 2020 | 2:56pm
• aux Fucking hell, we love this foul-mouthed quarantine cooking show By Reid McCarter April 13, 2020 | 8:24pm
• aux Return to 2003 with two decades' worth of Homestar Runner songs, background music, and jingles By Reid McCarter April 13, 2020 | 5:52pm
• aux Welcome to Boomer Email, a weekly digest of the terrible shit old people read on the internet By Reid McCarter April 13, 2020 | 4:00pm
• aux Guy creates virtual doppelgänger to avoid video meetings By Reid McCarter April 10, 2020 | 8:32pm
• aux Here are just a few of the best quotes from Fran Lebowitz's latest interview By Reid McCarter April 10, 2020 | 3:14pm
• aux Revisit simpler times with a behind-the-scenes look at Jingle All The Way with its original ads By Reid McCarter April 9, 2020 | 5:59pm