• aux Welcome to the era of the way-too-long album By Reid McCarter February 27, 2018 | 4:11pm
• aux Even Yeardley Smith looks up to Lisa Simpson By Reid McCarter February 26, 2018 | 6:18pm
• aux Apparently you can map the Radiohead discography to any TV show ever By Reid McCarter February 23, 2018 | 3:32pm
• aux Music: Probably not actually a "universal language," after all By Reid McCarter February 22, 2018 | 4:01pm
• aux Watch Liam Gallagher get interviewed by a bunch of little kids By Reid McCarter February 21, 2018 | 3:43pm
• aux A vocal coach tries to make sense of Fergie's disastrous national anthem By Reid McCarter February 20, 2018 | 4:45pm
• aux Here, at last, is a 15-course meal to eat while marathoning the Lord Of The Rings trilogy By Reid McCarter February 19, 2018 | 7:05pm
• aux All Olympic figure skating routines should be Star Wars-themed By Reid McCarter February 15, 2018 | 4:30pm
• aux Reality bends, but manages to hold as Will Ferrell and doppelgänger Chad Smith meet once again By Reid McCarter February 14, 2018 | 7:21pm
• aux All hail the greatest Olympic sport: Cat curling By Reid McCarter February 13, 2018 | 4:11pm
• aux The cycle is complete: Logan Paul is back to being an insufferable shit on YouTube By Reid McCarter February 6, 2018 | 6:37pm
• aux But seriously, what the fuck was Justin Timberlake wearing last night? By Reid McCarter February 5, 2018 | 4:50pm
• aux Groundhog apparently fed up with this shit, starts biting people By Reid McCarter February 2, 2018 | 4:59pm
• aux Here's exactly how Netflix adapts to make you love it as much as possible By Reid McCarter February 1, 2018 | 4:07pm
• aux Rest your weary head with a 45-minute video of sizzling bacon By Reid McCarter January 31, 2018 | 5:28pm
• aux Disneyland robot heads fall off in innovative new approach to scarring children By Reid McCarter January 30, 2018 | 4:12pm
• aux Google Home has not come to know Christ By Reid McCarter January 29, 2018 | 3:23pm
• aux Illuminati endgame begins as Oprah reveals 3 hands, Reese Witherspoon 3 legs By Reid McCarter January 26, 2018 | 3:39pm
• aux MoonPie and Wendy's are friends now because the internet is a corporate hellscape By Reid McCarter January 25, 2018 | 3:17pm
• aux Spike TV is dead, but we can still slam some brews and read its internal “manifesto” By Reid McCarter January 23, 2018 | 6:51pm
• aux This year, commit yourself to the calming influence of a horror movie every day By Reid McCarter January 22, 2018 | 9:38pm