• aux All Gas No Brakes takes a detour into Bigfoot hunting country By Reid McCarter November 13, 2020 | 5:14pm
• aux Pour one out for GarfieldEATS, North America's foremost Garfield-themed restaurant By Reid McCarter November 13, 2020 | 4:10pm
• aux Happy 50th anniversary to the time a beached whale was blown up with dynamite on TV By Reid McCarter November 12, 2020 | 7:13pm
• aux A real-time archive of MAGA dorks melting down about the election results By Reid McCarter November 12, 2020 | 4:13pm
• aux Guy who owns sex shop next to Four Seasons Total Landscaping describes Giuliani's conference By Reid McCarter November 11, 2020 | 5:00pm
• aux Phoebe Bridgers is just explaining her lyrics to anyone who asks her about them on Twitter By Reid McCarter November 11, 2020 | 3:05pm
• aux Man hires hotter, more successful body double to attend his high school reunion By Reid McCarter November 10, 2020 | 4:38pm
• aux Tim Heidecker memorializes Rudy Giuliani's Four Seasons Total Landscaping appearance in song By Reid McCarter November 10, 2020 | 3:55pm
• aux Trump reportedly stinking up White House with fast food By Reid McCarter November 9, 2020 | 6:04pm
• aux Televangelist goblin and Trump supporter Kenneth Copeland can't stop laughing at Joe Biden's win By Reid McCarter November 9, 2020 | 5:16pm
• aux Trump's voting fraud hotline has, to nobody's surprise, become a prankster's paradise By Reid McCarter November 9, 2020 | 3:45pm
• aux Alas, those viral CUM clothes are fake By Reid McCarter November 4, 2020 | 4:38pm
• aux Bernie Sanders said it would go this way By Reid McCarter November 4, 2020 | 3:35pm
• aux Brood with a toy Dark Knight in this Lego recreation of The Batman's trailer By Reid McCarter November 3, 2020 | 7:07pm
• aux This isn't an ordinary Tuesday; it's National Sandwich Day! By Reid McCarter November 3, 2020 | 4:29pm
• aux Everybody wants to eat the yellow turtle that looks like American cheese By Reid McCarter November 2, 2020 | 5:22pm
• aux The Rolling Stones share remastered footage of first-ever "Sympathy For The Devil" performance By Reid McCarter November 2, 2020 | 3:52pm
• aux Finally, a reason to vote this election year: Paul Rudd might give you a cookie By Reid McCarter October 30, 2020 | 3:31pm
• aux ASMR YouTuber assaulted by melted cheese By Reid McCarter October 30, 2020 | 2:38pm
• aux Just a reminder: Oscar-winning cinematographer Janusz Kamiński shot Vanilla Ice's Cool As Ice By Reid McCarter October 29, 2020 | 3:46pm
• aux Man's Halloween decorations so good that the cops keep getting called to his house By Reid McCarter October 29, 2020 | 2:49pm