• aux A cat influencer has gone and launched his very own podcast By Reid McCarter September 3, 2019 | 4:49pm
• aux Here's a language bot just doing its best to write filthy erotica for humans By Reid McCarter September 3, 2019 | 3:41pm
• aux Meet the thin multicolored line protecting visitors from unscrupulous carnival games By Reid McCarter August 30, 2019 | 5:22pm
• aux Welcome to the world of old people playing video games By Reid McCarter August 30, 2019 | 4:20pm
• aux Repent, ye sinners: The monkeys are coming for us all By Reid McCarter August 29, 2019 | 5:41pm
• aux Reckon with the complete loss of reality with some people who don't actually exist By Reid McCarter August 29, 2019 | 3:02pm
• aux Watch a comedian sabotage a 2016 dance competition reality show for influencers By Reid McCarter August 28, 2019 | 4:36pm
• aux Scooters are exxxtreme as hell in this crazy wicked 2000 video By Reid McCarter August 28, 2019 | 3:29pm
• aux The Stranger Things kids have found their true enemy, and it's Frank Reynolds By Reid McCarter August 27, 2019 | 4:39pm
• aux New York Times' Bret Stephens loses his shit, quits Twitter because he's been called a "bedbug" By Reid McCarter August 27, 2019 | 3:30pm
• aux It's International Dog Day, which means it's time to watch a bunch of corgis run a corgi race By Reid McCarter August 26, 2019 | 3:41pm
• aux Fox News brainiacs warn against the dangers of "shooting up" weed By Reid McCarter August 23, 2019 | 4:34pm
• aux We have Da Vinci Code's Dan Brown to thank for this online archive of the world's largest occult library By Reid McCarter August 23, 2019 | 3:24pm
• aux Here's Monopoly: Socialism, a primer on socialism by dipshits, for dipshits By Reid McCarter August 22, 2019 | 5:38pm
• aux Just Norm MacDonald, having a Pokémon battle on his old sitcom By Reid McCarter August 22, 2019 | 3:58pm
• aux Celebrities post old chain letter hoax en masse, proving they're as bad at the internet as your parents By Reid McCarter August 21, 2019 | 4:25pm
• aux Norman Reedus' digital piss is both a "weapon" and a "key" in Death Stranding By Reid McCarter August 21, 2019 | 3:07pm
• aux Meet Quasi, a giant statue of a human hand with a fucked-up face stuck on it By Reid McCarter August 19, 2019 | 4:55pm
• aux Sir Anthony Hopkins, actor and Commander Of The Order Of The British Empire, just wants to play piano, pet cats By Reid McCarter August 19, 2019 | 3:51pm
• aux New fossil discovery reveals that penguins used to be way too big By Reid McCarter August 16, 2019 | 4:26pm
• aux Good-hearted, foul-mouthed Chicago guy rescues a coyote pup By Reid McCarter August 16, 2019 | 3:14pm