• aux Cap off Shark Week with a mathematical model of Stellan Skarsgård's Deep Blue Sea death scene By Reid McCarter August 1, 2019 | 7:28pm
• aux Woman proves that cougars, like your parents, can be repelled by the sound of Metallica By Reid McCarter August 1, 2019 | 6:10pm
• aux Influencers introduce new model of monetizing newborn babies by selling a replica of their own By Reid McCarter August 1, 2019 | 3:19pm
• aux It is time, once again, to reckon with presidential candidate and meme-warrior Marianne Williamson By Reid McCarter July 31, 2019 | 4:19pm
• aux Indie rock sensation Kermit The Frog jams with Jim James and Janet Weiss By Reid McCarter July 29, 2019 | 5:57pm
• aux Despite what this interviewer repeatedly insists, Jim Carrey is not playing Sonic The Hedgehog By Reid McCarter July 29, 2019 | 4:25pm
• aux This chatty farmer's "morning rush hour" of ducks, roosters, and kittens is a blessing from heaven By Reid McCarter July 29, 2019 | 4:09pm
• aux Cat wrecks video game stream by barfing so hard it breaks a computer By Reid McCarter July 26, 2019 | 6:54pm
• aux French hoverboard supervillain tries to fly across the English Channel, eats shit halfway through By Reid McCarter July 26, 2019 | 5:45pm
• aux No, it's not your screen, these dogs are definitely green By Reid McCarter July 26, 2019 | 3:34pm
• aux Kanye West would apparently like Danny McBride to play him in a movie about his life By Reid McCarter July 25, 2019 | 4:10pm
• aux Backwords Dude and his reversed "Green Eggs And Ham" reading have escaped the Red Room By Reid McCarter July 25, 2019 | 3:18pm
• aux Jennifer Lawrence to play damn dirty rat in Paolo Sorrentino-directed mafia movie, Mob Girl By Reid McCarter July 24, 2019 | 6:25pm
• aux "Meth-gators" don't exist, it was just some Tennessee cops being irresponsible weiners By Reid McCarter July 24, 2019 | 4:27pm
• aux Witness the disinterested, aimless might of King Korgi and Dogzilla in a cut Conan sketch By Reid McCarter July 24, 2019 | 2:43pm
• aux Iko Uwais beats up boulders in this trailer for Netflix's Wu Assassins By Reid McCarter July 23, 2019 | 7:12pm
• aux Look at these dumb, clumsy wasps By Reid McCarter July 23, 2019 | 5:32pm
• aux Tom Savini's house is filled with every nightmarish horror prop you can imagine...and two friendly cats By Reid McCarter July 23, 2019 | 3:54pm
• aux In the grim future of 2021, there is only this star-studded "Old Town Road" parody remix left By Reid McCarter July 22, 2019 | 7:57pm
• aux Not even cats, the inspiration for Cats, like the trailer for Cats By Reid McCarter July 22, 2019 | 4:41pm
• aux Our apologies to anyone who had to stand behind Shaq at this EDM festival By Reid McCarter July 22, 2019 | 3:25pm