• aux Let's look at how well "digital fur technology" is doing to sell people on those Cats cats By Reid McCarter July 19, 2019 | 7:18pm
• aux We're not well after watching "Sick Song," the latest from the "Johny Johny Yes Papa" monsters By Reid McCarter July 19, 2019 | 3:59pm
• aux Real human being Mitt Romney wants to remind you that "hot dog is my favorite meat" By Reid McCarter July 18, 2019 | 10:17pm
• aux Area 51 whistleblower Bob Lazar says don't storm base: "No aliens or alien technology located there" By Reid McCarter July 18, 2019 | 7:15pm
• aux André 3000 just wandering the streets, playing the flute for delighted strangers By Reid McCarter July 18, 2019 | 4:18pm
• aux Rocket-shooting drone, controlled by weaponized wet blanket, shuts down street party By Reid McCarter July 17, 2019 | 3:47pm
• aux "Racist Euphemism Headline Generator" allows you to avoid calling Donald Trump, noted racist, a racist By Reid McCarter July 16, 2019 | 5:41pm
• aux Chicago's favorite alligator, Chance The Snapper, is alive, well, and so very small By Reid McCarter July 16, 2019 | 3:27pm
• aux Blow your nose, dry your eyes, and learn how The Blair Witch Project's "confessional" scene was filmed By Reid McCarter July 15, 2019 | 5:53pm
• aux The French military is proud to unveil its very own hoverboard-riding, rifle-toting supervillain By Reid McCarter July 15, 2019 | 3:49pm
• aux Your attention, please: The goats have taken flight By Reid McCarter July 12, 2019 | 6:05pm
• aux Some lunatics are performing Face/Off in iambic pentameter for New Yorkers this weekend By Reid McCarter July 12, 2019 | 4:11pm
• aux Hell yeah, it's finally time for the people to rise up and storm Area 51 By Reid McCarter July 12, 2019 | 3:22pm
• aux Delta Air Lines wants "more detail" from man who says he was "sucked through the toilet hole" By Reid McCarter July 11, 2019 | 6:39pm
• aux We're pleased to introduce Chicago's very own alligator, "Chance The Snapper" By Reid McCarter July 11, 2019 | 4:24pm
• aux Disgruntled employee uses hockey app notifications to air payment, throat-punching-related grievances By Reid McCarter July 11, 2019 | 2:52pm
• aux Presenting "Conan The Bacterium" and other exceptionally-named academic papers By Reid McCarter July 10, 2019 | 4:32pm
• aux Yet another gender reveal has ended in flames and misery By Reid McCarter July 10, 2019 | 3:33pm
• aux Here's Stranger Things, but it's like an '80s anime, sort of By Reid McCarter July 9, 2019 | 5:29pm
• aux Embrace cartoon despair with the "Russian art film" version of The Simpsons' opening By Reid McCarter July 9, 2019 | 3:38pm
• aux Marianne Williamson's new campaign strategy: critical reads of Neon Genesis Evangelion By Reid McCarter July 8, 2019 | 6:42pm