• aux Steve Carell pops out of a box, scares the ever-loving shit out of Jenna Fischer By Reid McCarter February 27, 2019 | 3:52pm
• aux Thanks to an artistic recreation, we now know Roman emperor Nero was a literal neckbeard By Reid McCarter February 26, 2019 | 4:35pm
• aux "It wasn't my cup of tea," and other hilarious reactions to Green Book's Best Picture win By Reid McCarter February 25, 2019 | 5:19pm
• aux Come watch Elton John perform "Tiny Dancer" alongside his shadow self, Rocketman's Taron Egerton By Reid McCarter February 25, 2019 | 3:52pm
• aux Here's Bernie Sanders, a man in his 70s, watching a furry fight a Jack Skellington cosplayer By Reid McCarter February 22, 2019 | 9:30pm
• aux Annette Bening, speaking for us all, finds the Marvel Cinematic Universe "slightly confusing" By Reid McCarter February 22, 2019 | 4:31pm
• aux Great, now everyone's horny for an Abe Lincoln statue from 1941 By Reid McCarter February 21, 2019 | 7:01pm
• aux Eminem buries hatchet with old rival, The Punisher, by slamming Netflix for canceling his show By Reid McCarter February 21, 2019 | 4:53pm
• aux There's a campaign to erase that filthy rat from The Departed's ending By Reid McCarter February 20, 2019 | 7:10pm
• aux Why cosmic horror is so cosmically difficult to get right on film By Reid McCarter February 20, 2019 | 5:07pm
• aux Allow us to introduce you to 2019's hottest new artist: the auto-tune cat By Reid McCarter February 19, 2019 | 5:46pm
• aux Disappointed children lament "shambles" of a Fortnite festival By Reid McCarter February 19, 2019 | 4:15pm
• aux Behold the unnatural horrors of a smiling Eminem By Reid McCarter February 15, 2019 | 4:30pm
• aux Ben Affleck celebrates freedom from Batman by banishing costume to late show ceiling rafters By Reid McCarter February 15, 2019 | 2:53pm
• aux Discovery Channel's been looping a video about honey for more than 26 hours and it shows no signs of stopping By Reid McCarter February 14, 2019 | 4:47pm
• aux The doctor who reattached John Bobbitt's dick reflects on a weird night in the operating room By Reid McCarter February 13, 2019 | 6:07pm
• aux Oh, goddamnit, now Trump's ruined 69 jokes, too By Reid McCarter February 13, 2019 | 4:18pm
• aux The most radical Pogs video of all time has finally been unearthed By Reid McCarter February 12, 2019 | 5:59pm
• aux Capcom floods Spotify with Mega Man, Devil May Cry, Street Fighter scores By Reid McCarter February 12, 2019 | 4:35pm
• aux All apologies to Nora Ephron: You've Got Mail is an Orwellian nightmare By Reid McCarter February 11, 2019 | 9:49pm
• aux Pink's kids made her a homemade Grammy and we can all agree that's better than a real one By Reid McCarter February 11, 2019 | 6:12pm