James Cameron’s Avatar is more than just eco-terrorist propaganda; it’s the genesis behind actual environmentalist act of aggression The Avatar Home Tree Initiative, in which a worldwide sleeper cell of 31,000 individuals planted seed-bombs that will slowly explode over the next 100 years or so to blot out the sky. Via press release, the organization crowed that, with Twentieth Century Fox’s help, it had managed to infect cities in six continents with approximately 1,006,639 of these carbon dioxide-stealing sidewalk-cancers over the past year, well beyond its original goal of 1 million. A spokesman for the project credited Avatar’s “inspiring message of empowerment and self-discovery” with its successfully convincing fans to aid in realizing its vision for a more sustainable planet, one blanketed by lush forests where future generations can gather beneath leafy canopies to visit with the ghosts of dead relatives and fuck, just like in the movie. It's all coming true.
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