Behold the future of Adam Sandler’s career with this Adam Sandler movie generator

By Dan Selcke  |  October 3, 2014 | 1:59pm
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Yesterday, Netflix announced that it would be premiering four new films starring Adam Sandler. There aren’t many details on the deal available yet, but the actor has said that he took it “for one reason and one reason only … Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.” If Sandler follows through on that mission statement, it can be assumed that his Netflix movies will feature the kind of low-brow antics the public has come to expect from his work. To give viewers a glimpse into what his Netflix features may look like, we present this Adam Sandler movie generator, available on Norwegian-language film site Filmpolitiet. Have a sample:

Adam Sandler is a single nitwit, but one day he realizes that he is able to control time with a magic lawnmower. He exploits this for his own good and fools around, until he falls in love with his childhood friend. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.

That movie is entitled Timemowing Nitwit, and is just one of the many ideas the generator is capable of producing at the click of a mouse. Have another:

Adam Sandler is a greedy habitual liar, but one day he realizes that he is an alien. He adopts a goat and fools around, until he realizes that he’s hurting the people closest to him. Then he pulls himself together and emerges as a better person.

Okay, so the generator isn’t terribly sophisticated, but that doesn’t rule out the possibility that one or more of its ideas could get put into production. We’ll have to wait until the Netflix deal bears fruit to be sure.

 
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