Ben Stiller Has No Idea How People Get Porn These Days

Ben Stiller Has No Idea How People Get Porn These Days

The Independent Spirit Awards, aka the Soaring Bird Of Film-Truth Jamboree, is the art school alterna-prom to the Oscars' glitter-themed senior prom. In fact, just one 4-inch section of The Oscars' sparkling crystal curtain of Hollywood's diamond tears would pay for all of the faux-brick wallpaper that constitutes the set for The Independent Spirit Awards. It's just a little, casual, indie awards show cobbled together to celebrate independent film (which can mean about anything), as well as  Stella Artois, Piaget, Jameson, Mariah Carey and any other company that sponsored a tent outside the awards show venue. So how did the 25th Annual Independent Spirit Awards attendees bring tha indie this year? Below you'll find a quick photographic rundown.

John Waters had the honor of wearing the Amazing Independent Film DreamBlazer this year, which was awesome:

John Waters should go to every award show, and every award show should be in Smell-O-Vision.

The Independent Spirit Awards was sooo indie. (How indie was it ?) It was so indie Dave Grohl yell-presented from a makeshift Stella Artois/Jameson bar in the corner!

Mariah Carey and Andy Garcia promoted their new IFC series Mariah n' Andy Garcia Take Miami:

It's described as a gritty, indie reality take on I Love Lucy.

Adrian Brody was there with his strangling gloves on.

Nothing says "indie" like that "Did I just murder someone, or am I researching the role of OJ Simpson in a colorblind adaptation of Juiced?" look.

Still, the indiest presence of all was David Spade. Naturally.

He even wore Mickey Rourke's hair just for the occasion.

The runner-up for indiest presence was Ben Stiller, who betrayed a charming lack of knowledge about how people are getting their porn these days:

Considering Ben Stiller's tedious Avatar bit at the Oscars last night, and his funny indie-roasting above, I think it's fair to say that indie Stiller is the better Stiller.

 
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