Give Bob Newhart 30 minutes, and he'll have you laughing your ass off
Bob Newhart created endless hours of hilarious comedy—but his genius was evident within seconds of the start of The Button-Down Mind
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Bob Newhart died today, ending arguably one of the greatest untainted runs in the entire history of comedy. A satirical, pitch-dark genius hiding within the shell of a deliberately shabby, self-effacing Midwest type, Newhart was responsible for two of the greatest sitcoms of all time, positioning himself perfectly as the stolid, slightly cranky fulcrum on which so much comedically delightful madness could pivot. He was maybe the perfect talk show guest, whether he was chatting with Johnny Carson or Craig Ferguson across five decades of time, always capable of cracking the host with one of those precision deadpan lines. One time, he let Conan O’Brien stick him in an “airtight booth” so he could threaten over-long Emmy speakers with a beloved icon’s death. Bob Newhart was funny, and loved funniness in other people.
But it’s possible that you might be feeling a little overwhelmed by all the Newhart content being passed around out there today. Maybe you first encountered Bob through scene-stealing turns in Elf or The Big Bang Theory, and have only begun to scratch the surface of what he could do with an eyeroll or a deftly crafted line. Or maybe you just have a free half hour today, and you want to spend it laughing your ass off. In any of these cases, might we recommend blocking out 34 minutes today to listen to The Button-Down Mind Of Bob Newhart?
Recorded at a club in Texas in February 1960, Button-Down Mind‘s bona fides are legendary these days. (It was the first comedy album to ever win Album Of The Year at the Grammy’s, simultaneously making Newhart the only comic to ever score the “Best New Artist” award; it sold 600,000 copies; it dominated the Billboard 200 for weeks.) If you’re a fan of modern-day period pieces, you’ve probably seen it referenced—Pete listens to it in an episode of Mad Men, while Joel Maisel cribs jokes from it in the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. All of which might suggest something austere, even lethally respectable about the album, a throwback to a by-gone era of comedy. (Especially if you’ve heard much made of Newhart’s career-long aversion to working blue.)
Except the thing about Button-Down Mind is that it’s still fucking funny. Pitched, like much of Newhart’s stand-up, like a series of halves of conversations—with Newhart carefully positioning himself as the mostly-unflappable straight man to a series of imaginary partners—it remains one of the funniest half hours of comedy ever released. Because despite occasionally touching on dated topics—a 1959 U.S. appearance by the U.S.S.R.’s Nikita Kruschchev features prominently—Newhart roots his various observations on advertisers, marketing, image guys, and more prosaic topics like bad drivers firmly within the straight man’s wheelhouse, expressing gentle exasperation at the madness on the other end of the “phone.” (The genius, of course, being that Newhart gets to be both the agent of chaos and the person calling them out for being ridiculous.) It’s an incredibly potent recipe for comedy, even 54 years after release; more importantly, it’s hard to think of a better tribute to the man then spending a scant 34 minutes with it today. (Bits and pieces of the album are available on most of the major audio streaming services; industrious Googling will also almost certainly point you in the right direction.)
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