Caption Contest: Billy Crystal returns with an ugh in Parental Guidance

In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. We don't know who the winner of last week's contest—featuring Tom Cruise in Jack Reacher—is just yet, because this is being written from far in the past. We'll sort it out.

Make sure you post your caption as a new comment, not as a reply, so we can sort out the winner. And though we know you'll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn't out the window here. This week's still comes from Parental Guidance, which is being positioned as Billy Crystal's comeback, and is apparently quite terrible. Here's one from me, to get you started:

"Still Life With Crystal."