In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. The winner of the last contest, about A Haunted House, was Tity Boi, who said, "Django. Chained."
Make sure you post your caption as a new comment, not as a reply, so we can sort out the winner. And though we know you'll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn't out the window here. This week's still comes from Mama, which Tasha Robinson found satisfyingly scary. Here's are two to get you started, one from me and one from Scott Tobias:
"I murdered Harold with his own purple crayon."
"Yum. That was the finest chocolate-chip cookie that Hell had to offer."