Caption Contest: What's Gerard Butler thinking in this stinky new soccer-based rom-com?

In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. We actually have two winners to announce this week, since we had a bonus Guy Fieri/Drake caption. First, we've got a winner for the Killing Them Softly caption: It's from varmints if you will, who nodded to The Princess Bride with: "…so clearly, I cannot drink from the glass in front of me!" Very nice, varmints.

And then, in the Guy Fieri/Drake caption contest, the winner is Neckbeard the Philatelist, who offered: "And that's the recipe I call Déglace High."

Make sure you post your caption as a new comment, not as a reply, so we can sort out the winner. And though we know you'll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn't out the window here. This week's still comes from the new rom-com about a washed-up soccer dad, Playing For Keeps, which opens today and stars Gerard Butler. My caption, to get you started:

"Act. Act. Keep acting. C'mon, you can do it. Act dammit!"