Having horror movie villains at the breakfast table has been a staple of American meals since General Mills introduced Count Chocula and Franken Berry in 1971. Later incarnations, like Fruity Yummy Mummy, didn’t last very long—but maybe it’s finally time for an update. And there’s no better place to start than with these amazing Cereal Killer trading cards from Eye Wax.
From the mind of artist Joe Simko, whose earlier work includes Garbage Pail Kids and Wacky Packages, Cereal Killer cards are a monster mash-up of your favorite cereals and horror movies from the last 30 years into a series of trading cards. Titles include Silence of the Grahams, Tales from the Crisp, and Fiber the 13th, which has the tagline “Disembowel Your Bowels.” There’s also Chucky Harms, which are “Magically Malicious!”
The cards can be purchased directly from Eye Wax, but are found on Amazon as well. They also sell t-shirts for things like “Eye Pops” or “Fruit Gloops.”
Yum.