There’s a booty battle a-brewing between Taylor Swift, Lorde, and Diplo. Yesterday, producer Diplo tweeted that “someone should make a Kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty.” Immediately, of course, someone did just that, taking the cause to Fundly—a site more welcoming than the notoriously bureaucratic Kickstarter. As of press time, the campaign has only raised $85, though notably, $35 of that appears to be from Diplo himself, assuming some other wit didn’t sign up under “Wesley Pentz,” Diplo’s real name.
While Swift unsurprisingly hasn’t weighed in on Diplo’s tweet or the campaign, her friends have. Namely, Lorde, who tweeted at Diplo that, if he wants to do something about Swift’s butt, she’s wondering if the world “should… do something about your tiny penis while we’re at it.”
In related news, Kim Kardashian also has a butt, and the entire world can’t stop talking about that, either.