Don't make Dan Savage angry, Rick Santorum. You won't like him when he's angry.

Sex columnist Dan Savage (whose advice and tirades you can find weekly on our very own site) has let the other shoe drop, so to speak, in his ongoing Google battle with Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum. Santorum has been known to say some nasty things about "the gay lifestyle," so in a hilariously successful smear campaign (pun intended), Savage took it upon himself to change the definition of Santorum's surname to "The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." Now that definition is the top two hits on Google when you search for Santorum's name, leading Santorum to note that he has "a Google problem."

Now, during the run-up to the Republican primaries, Savage has issued another direct threat to the former Pennsylvania Senator: Back off the gays or he'll change the definition of "Rick."

In a hilarious video for Funny Or Die, Savage sums up the situation and proceeds to disgust everyone around him with his latest neologism, which seems to involve "dribbling balls" and a woman's hand in a man's rectum. (We're not totally sure, there's a lot of bleeping.) The video ends with multiple "Ricks" asking Santorum to "please not make Dan Savage angry."

Dan Savage's New Threat to Rick Santorum from Dan Savage