Enjoy the craziest quotes from Rolling Stone's oral history of Santana and Rob Thomas' "Smooth"

A little less than 20 years ago today, the music industry was oh-so-gently rocked by the syrupy tones of Matchbox Twenty’s Rob Thomas imploring the world to give him our “heart, make it real or else forget about it” over Carlos Santana wailing on guitar. “Smooth,” the lead single from Santana’s 1999 comeback album, Supernatural, is Billboard’s number two song of all-time, an aural time capsule to the previous century, and, thanks to the combination of Thomas’ deeply earnest vocals and Santana’s impassioned noodling, one of the most ridiculous pop songs ever made.
Now, graced with a monumental oral history by David Browne at Rolling Stone, we can finally know the full story behind the song that, for two decades, has been our collective “reason for reason”—and the step in our groove.
Massive as the piece is, we’ve put together a selection of some of the best quotes from Browne’s epic:
Santana finds a new record label before work on Supernatural begins: “I was in the process of getting out of my contract with PolyGram. I said to my brother Chris Blackwell, “I’m pregnant with a masterpiece and I don’t want to give it to you because I don’t think you have the capacity to deal with this baby.”
Arista Records A&R Executive Pete Ganbarg asks for help finding a writer to finish the song: “I held the phone up to the speaker and played him ‘Room 17' [the original title for ‘Smooth’] without the vocals and said, ‘I need somebody to write to this. Do you have any ideas? We just need the lyric and the melody that could complement this track.’ He’s like, ‘Pete, I’ve got the guy—Rob Thomas.’”