Here are the two generally accepted known facts about Australia: there are a lot of very attractive people there, and there’s a lot of horrifying stuff that can kill you there. For every Hemsworth produced down under, there’s at least one giant flightless bird with razor talons used for disemboweling. Up until now, though, Australia has been unable to create something that’s both sexy and deadly, like perhaps some sort of Hugh Jackman that excretes a neurotoxin. That all changed recently, however, when a French tourist in Western Australia walked into a public bathroom and saw this:
Hot damn, that is one attractive kangaroo. This is the kind of kangaroo that, yeah, works out, but doesn’t overdo it. This is the kind of kangaroo you could see yourself making some joeys with, right here, right now, in this Australian national park bathroom. Hey sexy kangaroo, room in that pouch for one more?
According to the U.K.’s Caters News Agency, this ravishing ‘roo was spotted blocking the entrance to a public toilet in Perth’s John Forrest National Park by French tourist Sandrina Duniau. “I love kangaroos so much and I just think they’re adorable,” said Duniau. “This one was particularly funny and cute the way it was posed.”
While Duniau may have found the kangaroo “adorable,” it is the official position of this publication that this kangaroo can goddamn get it. Naturally, people online are extremely horny for the mesmerizing marsupial as well, and a lot people just want to know, “Hey there sexy kangaroo, what’s your name?”
No matter what its name is, here’s what you can call this kangaroo: sexy as hell.