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Here are those lyrics, in case you missed them:
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, oh,
Vagina, vagina, eh
Christmas pussy, pussy
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, oh,
Vagina, vagina, eh
Christmas jiggy, jiggy
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy,
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy,
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy
Father Christmas, lover boy!
Come over here, give me your dick
Dip it in, in my cunt,
Dip it in, in my cunt
Father Christmas, lover boy!
Dip your dicky in my cunt
Dip your dicky in my cunt
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, oh
Vagina, vagina, eh
Christmas pussy, pussy
Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, oh
Vagina, vagina, eh
Christmas jiggy, jiggy
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy,
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy,
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy,
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy,
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy
Father Christmas fuck my pussy, fuck, fuck my pussy
This is Christmas,
We gonna have lots of sex
This is Christmas,
We gonna have lots of sex
This is Christmas,
We gonna have lots of sex
This is Christmas,
We gonna have lots of sex
Father Christmas, lover boy!
I'm here, I'm over here
Dip your penis in my pussy,
Dip your penis in my pussy,
Dip your penis in my pussy
Father Christmas, lover boy!
Cool!
This New Holiday Classic comes to us from National Treasure Majela, who has a plethora of other songs both holiday-themed and secular, such as "Santa Ate My Pussy" and "Dougie In My Vagina Harder And Faster," all presented with the same dispassionate dance. Then, of course, there's this classic, "Show Me Your Genitals." Your move, Jon LaJoie.