Fifty Shades Of Grey puts itself in IMAX theaters, impressing viewers with its size
Fifty Shades Of Grey has already sent fans into a frenzy with the impressive girth of its ticket sales, but even now it’s suddenly expanding, spreading wide to 75 new IMAX screens it will fill with its enormous size. Oh! Viewers had already prepared their quivering eyeholes to receive the film, moistening them with the tears of frustration that have leaked over the project’s refusal to give it the actors it desired, its clamping down hard on the graphic sex scenes, the delicious withholding of those sex scenes for a torturous 40 minutes, the pain of watching Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan engage in an entirely chemistry-free publicity tour… Ah jeez. It was the sort of torment that anyone engaging in a loving relationship would expect. But now it was being asked to put an IMAX-sized movie inside those eyeholes. Inside them! Surely it can’t fit!