If you’re part of the ever-increasing percentage of the population that claims to experience the autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) and you’re tired of waiting for that soft-spoken liberal arts student with long, clacking nails to make her next YouTube video, this new soundscape creator may be exactly what you’re looking for.
ASMRion is a free online soundboard consisting of 10 traditionally triggering aural experiences that can be played individually or simultaneously, each with its own volume slider. So, if your particular spinal tingle gets going with a little “crackling fire” and a whole lot of “barbershop haircut,” they’ve got you taken care of. On the other hand, if your response requires you to pretend you’re getting an unsettlingly quiet tour of a GameStop, you may have to wait until ASMRion’s next update.
[via Boing Boing]