Here’s what’s up in the world of TV for Friday, March 23, and Saturday, March 24. All times are Eastern.
TOP PICK
Fringe (Fox, 9 p.m., Friday): Well, well, well. Look who’s back. It’s your old buddy, Fringe. And boy, does it have some stories to tell about its time away! Why, there was that time that everybody found out the true story of Peter! And that time when Olivia was stuck in another universe! And that time when Peter was erased from existence and we all had to figure out a way to get back to the original timeline! The sci-fi series’ last stand begins tonight, as the show’s renewal may depend on if its ratings perk up or not in these next few weeks. On the other hand, maybe Warner Bros., which produces the show, will not only give Fox a shortened fifth season for free but will toss in a free Dairy Queen Blizzard with each episode produced. Noel Murray would like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup one, please.
REGULAR COVERAGE
Supernatural (The CW, 9 p.m., Friday): Lucifer drives Sam nuts, which sends him to a mental hospital, which is a TV trope we don’t think this show has borrowed just yet. Phil Dyess-Nugent hopes that Sam runs into some folks who aren’t just rejects from a regional theatre production of Cuckoo’s Nest.
Spartacus: Vengeance (Starz, 10 p.m., Friday): Why see The Hunger Games this weekend when you can see the original gladiatorial combat tale produced for basic cable? Ryan McGee guarantees you there will be plenty of people killing other people, and maybe even some contemplation of that violence.
TV CLUB CLASSIC
Veronica Mars (11 a.m., Friday): The first major storyline of season three is kind of a mess, but it at least wraps up pretty well, and we’re hopeful that Rowan Kaiser can find his way through all of the storyline wreckage to find something he appreciates, even if it’s just Kristen Bell acting spunky.
The Adventures Of Pete And Pete (3 p.m., Friday): Marah Eakin reminds us that this episode—all about the wonders of swimming at the municipal pool on the hottest days of the summer—actually aired in the middle of October, which is just cruel on the part of the show’s producers. Thanks a lot, guys.
The Twilight Zone (1 p.m., Saturday): Remember the weird coincidences between the Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy assassinations? Our mechanic has a whole thing about it hanging on his wall. Well, add to it that two episodes of this show about the two aired back-to-back. Zack Handlen investigates.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Shark Tank (ABC, 8 p.m., Friday): We don’t know why ABC keeps renewing this, since basically nobody watches it, but we’re thankful for it nonetheless. Shark Tank enriches our lives by bringing in people with dumb inventions, who know nothing about business negotiations. What’s not to love?
Man Caves (DIY, 9 p.m., Friday): Tonight, a South African immigrant begs for help by asking the show to build him a “South African cave” in his backyard. We’re assuming the only way the designers can interpret this request will involve decades of horrific racial strife, but they’ll probably just go with zebras.