Garry Marshall being pressured to add Justin Bieber to Valentine's Day sequel, reports cruel and vindictive world

In a recent MTV interview, director Garry Marshall said that although he’s still in the midst of doing rewrites on 2011’s New Year’s Eve, the non-awaited sequel to last year’s romantic comedy bouillabaisse Valentine’s Day, producers are already pressuring him to add the crooning Baked Alaska known as Justin Bieber to the cast—and holy crow, even just reading that makes us exhausted. There isn’t a single part of that news that isn’t absolutely fucking terrible. You guys talk about it. We’re out of here.