We've just been informed by the Department Of Stuff We Sell that we're offering a 15 percent "friends and family" discount on all orders at store.theonion.com today through Oct. 22. Because we like to think of you as friends/family, we're passing along those savings to YOU! Enter NOFRIENDS (all caps, no spaces) at checkout for a 15 percent discount on your whole order (except sale items, gift certificates, and subscriptions).
While you're there, pick up the sale-priced copies of Nathan Rabin's My Year Of Flops book and The Onion's new A Book Of Jean's Own. Nathan even signed them! The Teasdale book comes with a magnet! C'mon, what else can we do to make you buy some goddamn books?
Speaking of Jean, if you want to have the semi-weird experience of hearing her talk, check out this book trailer:
A Book of Jean's Own from Jean Teasdale on Vimeo.