Most of us have stolen software at some point in our lives. Maybe you needed Photoshop to finish a project, or maybe you were 12 and really wanted to play Escape Velocity: Nova, and $30 is a lot of money for a 12-year-old, and 12-year-olds don’t really have morals, so you just steal it. (I paid for it later. Thanks for not suing, Ambrosia Software!) Either way, after wading through the piratical depths of the Internet, you might end up with a serial number-generating “keygen” program that, when opened, would blare hyperactive chiptune music. You wouldn’t know who created the music nor, once you closed the keygen, were you liable to ever hear it again.