Give Ron Swanson all the bacon you have, so he can hoard it

Turns out, the hand-wringing over the supposed global bacon shortage is mostly overblown, so you can probably stop stockpiling that canned bacon now. Far more pressing is the Parks And Recreation shortage facing America, as we struggle through the series’ two-week hiatus with no new episodes and far fewer reasons to give AVC readers Parks And Recreation notifications. Thankfully, a video has just appeared to address both concerns, featuring Ron Swanson preparing for the impending aporkalypse by hiding his beloved bacon in 38 different secret spots throughout the Pawnee Parks Department. Excuse me, I mean Porks Department.