Do you live in New York? Do you enjoy the comedy of Zach Galifianakis and/or the music of Band Of Horses? Do you occasionally like going out in public? What about contests, you're not above entering those, are you?
If you answered yes to most of the above questions (the last one was a little tricky), you should enter The Hater's Bad Art Auction Contest.
Here's how it works: I have two tickets to Zach Galifianakis' Bad Art Auction, which is tomorrow night at Hiro Ballroom at 8pm. Zach Galifianakis and Band Of Horses will be performing, and a collection of especially bad art (as curated by Galifianakis) will be auctioned off for charity. (More info here.)
Since the show is about making something good (comedy, money for charity) from something bad (bad art), I thought I would employ a similar strategy for the contest.
To win the tickets (something good), send the most annoying picture of Eva Longoria you can find (something really, really bad) to [email protected] before 1pm EST tomorrow (Tuesday).
Whoever sends the picture of her wearing the most layers of make-up (or whatever other arbitrary criteria I come up with between now and 1pm tomorrow) wins.
Good luck! And remember: never look at a photo of Eva Longoria directly, lest you fall into the cold, bottomless pits of her dead eyes and false eyelashes rain down upon you like so many dead leaves. Happy hunting!